Poorly Named Elanthian Children

Some of the older ones will remain, but I am adding a section for the long standing breed of poorly named children.If you see an Ignorant name, by all means, send it in. Old or New.

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Latest Update: 4/12

Staunch Stormender - Hello, I'm a member of CoL, so I'm going to use a sign as my name!

Lord Transfusion Velvetwrench - Heh, another obviously an empath. When will the originality start?

Tojam Silkyfeet - People are really starting to get disgusting with their names now.

Yarble Seatripper - I seem to have gotten some info about the origin of this name... Movie: A Clockwork Orange. Malcolm MacDowell (Alex refers to Billy): "Welly welly well, if it isn't Billy boy billy goat gruff. Come on down here and catch one in the yarbles... if ya HAVE any yarbles!" Apparently this fellow named himself after male genitalia.

Tadpole Ylass - Another example of complete originality. ;)

Bunni Rabbit-Child - Okay, I had trouble believing this one when I saw it. Is it just me, or are parents getting dumber?

Top ElNino - Hehe!! Another classic poorly named Elanthian! I wonder when people will get original?

Phantazmagoriia Centric - Another example of total unorginality! Not only is this a knock-off of the CD-Rom game, it's also a knock-off of a critter name in Varnur Castle.

Scabs Ogremire - And here I thought Ooeytooie was bizarre! This one is just plain sickening, especially for an empath. Yuck!

Lord Ooeytooie Graveyhead - This has to be one of the most bizarre names I've ever seen... and it made it to title, no less. This one certainly conjures some images.

Pigman Ardvaarkson - Heh, poor guy. What exactly where his parents thinking?

Smegma Dmx - Hi! I'm a moron! I'm going to risk getting my whole account banned to make a totally vulgar name!

Lively Departure - Okay, this one is actually kind of cute. But, it does seem a bit out of genre for medeival fantasy.. unless you are a person of ill-repute.

Wizricky Grahamcracker - I'm willing to bet there was no such thing as a graham cracker in 12th century medieval fantasy.

Lord Igwana Double'O-Gecko - I almost doubled over laughing at this one.

Rezorician Annieville - As I saw this name, I stared at the screen in utter disbelief. Yes, she's a cleric, if the name isn't totally obvious. This one seems to be in the same style as "Healall" and "Arezzer". Might as well stamp a vulture tattoo on your forehead, because with that name, most will assume you are.

Pookarahn Silkenfurr - Hmm... here's another classic example of naming yourself after a critter. This fellow is going to be in some serious trouble if he plans to age beyond 30.

Lord Shortself shortfamily - Yes, this fellow is very annoying to say the least, and to top it off, he was poorly named, to boot. Poor fellow.

Haggis - Heh! Now we have people naming themselves after mediterranean foods. Come on people!

Healall Blessfill' - Why not simply name yourself Vulturepath Woundstripper?

Lady Snotra Snickersnee - Okay, when I saw this one I burst out laughing the first time a few months back. She claims her name is a "powerful" name given to her by her parents. All right, the name is so powerful, it causes her opponents to burst into a fit of giggles when they hear it, and they are then easy for her to demolish. Mom and Dad should have selected a bit more carefully.

Lord Sharewehl ManaSponge - This is another name I am completely amazed made it to title. Obviously the gods are slacking off on paying attention. Please do the world a favor and beg for a name change.

Lord Sneekin Deedstealer - Why not just tattoo on your forehead that you will murder people? Deedstealer? Sounds like an assassin. Come kill me, babe.

Lord Omnipitant De'All'Knowing - Unfortunately, the thing you don't know is how to name yourself. The least you could have done was spell "omnipotent" correctly. He should be making a spot soon in the Vultures In Action.

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