Elanthian Gal's Lair

Okay, anyone who is a regular visitor to this site will know that it has not been updated in quite some time. Allow us to explain -- E.G. actually has a real life. Yes, how very unfortunate for me! Real life has kept me from my duties here on this website, as well as my mailbox, and even out of the lands! So, the question remains -- what's going to happen here? Well, I've asked a couple of people to help me maintain the site. These folks have a much drier wit than I do, and can be down right nasty! So, you will see an even darker disdain for Elanthia as a whole. While we will be devoting most of the space to the lands themselves, there will STILL be a few sections on the stupidity shown by players as well. Look for the cesspool soon! In the meantime, SEND your submissions today!

Believe it or not -- this site is optimized for MSIE 4.0+

Email Address Change: My new email is elanthiangal@mailcity.com Hotmail is just too damn slow! Please make a note. I will still read the hotmail mail, just not as often.

Last Update: 06/20/99 - Announcing some management assistance. Look for the new features soon. I'm not going to release any preview urls for viewing, since I want to get some content ready first.

Anyone?: I am looking for examples of GOOD roleplaying. I would like to post the positive examples to attempt to prove that it does still exist in the lands. Send your submissions today. I will respect your wish to remain anonymous.

Bringing back all the Old Favorites and plan to have more!

Rants -- My rants about different aspects of Elanthia.

• Ode to the Blind Fogger
• Simutronics Pay for Play Premium Merchants - A perhaps not so humorous look at future Gemstone merchants.
• Say No to the Militia - My Anti-Militia views.
• The Dhe'nar - My personal views on the Dhe'nar.
• Charging for Spells - My disgust with the current trend to charge for spelling people up.
• Multiplaying - A small rant about multiplaying.
• Holiday Critters - My rant about totally out of genre holiday invasions.
• Cash Hunting - A rant about the treasure system. Coming Soon!

Mindless Zombie Guides - -My Guides on How to Be a Mindless Zombie!

• Powerhunting
• Vulturing
• Ettiquette

No Self-Control -- No this isn't about young rangers, it's about idiots, pretty much.

• Lounge Lizards - People who have carved an ass niche into a specific Elanthian Location. You can almost always find them there. Updated 4/12!
• Poorly Named Children - An example of poorly named Elanthian Children. Updated 4/12!
• Vultures in Action - Vultures demonstrating their techniques! Updated 4/12
• Sex, Lies, and Locates - People who need to get a room.
• I'm Leaving (But, Look I'm Back!) - People who "leave" but don't. NEW 4/12!

Abuse -- Examples of abusing different things and morons. New 4/12!

• Elders from Nowhere Coming Soon!
• Annoying Idiots NEW 4/12!
• Multiplayers In Action Coming Soon!

Voln -- The Bad along with the Good

• Idiotic Symbols of Need Updated 2/27!
• Stupid Voln Thoughts Updated 4/8!
• True Needs - lets applaud them! NEW!
• EG's List of Cloud Callers Updated 2/27!

Paragons -- Those who make the Lands More Bearable Coming Soon!

• Helping Hands - Those who go out of their way to help others. NEW!
• Excellent Role-Players - People who are good at what they do. NEW!

Bitch Moan Whine

Trust me, you won't hurt my feelings. I've heard it already -- at least twice. If you feel compelled to complain, please be intelligent about it. The one thing that does get on my nerves is poorly written bitching. Maybe I should write a section on how to bitch correctly. Of course, if you feel compelled to send kudos or good wishes, by all means, do so. Any logs you may send might find their way on the pages herein, but personal correspondence will normally not get posted unless it's flamingly bitter and I feel the need to show others just how juvenile you are.

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Please visit again soon!